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The reasons why women take so long in the shower kushandwizdom: i-times-two: 1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving. 2. Conditioner needs time to soak in. 3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts. 4. Karaoke. Number 4 mostly (via hunnybvns)

The reasons why women take so long in the shower

kushandwizdom:

i-times-two:

1. We have a lot of body parts that need shaving.
2. Conditioner needs time to soak in.
3. We use the warm water to heat up our ice-cold hearts.
4. Karaoke.

Number 4 mostly

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The Signs & Jealousy sexandtheastrology: Gets jealous but doesn’t like it when you do: Aries, Gemini, & Sagittarius Gets jealous but is too prideful to admit it: Leo, Virgo, & Aquarius  Passive-aggressive Jealousy : Libra, Capricorn, & Pisces Extremely Jealous & Doesn’t Even Hide It: Cancer, Taurus & Scorpio (via hunnybvns)

The Signs & Jealousy

sexandtheastrology:

Gets jealous but doesn’t like it when you do: Aries, Gemini, & Sagittarius

Gets jealous but is too prideful to admit it: Leo, Virgo, & Aquarius 

Passive-aggressive Jealousy : Libra, Capricorn, & Pisces

Extremely Jealous & Doesn’t Even Hide It: Cancer, Taurus & Scorpio

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